What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How often do you watch the news on TV?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy